March 19, 2010

Dislike:

1. Lines

2. Crowds

3. Crowded beaches

4. Theme parks (that are crowded)

5. Long waits

6. Being interrupted

7. Hummers

8. Range Rovers

9. Jellyfish

10. Deep water

11. Country music

12. Rap

13. Movies that try too hard to be artsy

14. People that try too hard to be artsy

15. Cats (but not kittens)

16. Sarah Palin (God I can't stand her...no seriously, something needs to be done. The media needs to declare that Palin is too stupid to be on television and then decide to never report anything about her ever again. I am not kidding. Stay in Alaska, Palin)

17. Energetic Calvinists (The world could do with less over zealous Piper disciples)

18. People who suck musically but don't know it and want to show you ALL these "songs" they wrote (Speaking of, did you know Kevin Costner has a band?)

19. Steven Seagal

20. Chuck Norris (But only because he's a shitty actor)

21. Jar Jar Binks

22. Horses

23. The religious right

24. The liberal left

25. Actors

4 comments:

  1. you don't like beaches, country music, horses, cats, range rovers, and hummers.

    how are we friends?
    --C

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  2. http://www.hummerpedia.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/800px-sam-hmmwv.jpg

    How bout now?

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  3. #6 you interupt others
    16 GO SARAH!!!!!!!
    (what you said should apply to the jerk in the HW).

    #17 and 23 I gues you dislike your parents
    #24 That is you!!!!
    Mom and Dad

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